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| how to stay brutal at the happiest place on earth....By Frank Iero #1. smoke! smoke! smoke!, til the eyes of the young tear up around you. sure the characters and staff will try and remind you that smoking is only to be done in the designated smoking areas...but they will never catch you lighting up on its a small world...fuck the small world. #2. play their little game...you order the mickey pretzel w/ chz, and wash it down with a nice frosty coke. the surveillance cameras pass over your transaction with little skepticism...but you know, and cast member adam, who sold you the tasty treat, damn sure knows that you have cracked the disney code, and will now have to pay the man $6.66, the number of the fucking beast. you have shaken the happiest place on earth to its core... now brutally eat your pretzel, mickey ears first. xo |
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